Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

casholine

gas money

Yo, Jon, you better give me some casholine next time you ride with me!

by Tiwoosh February 21, 2009

Casiotech

A gigantic tool that has an obsession with Diesel jeans and all things overly expensive. Consistently lies about things to impress the ladies, but never seems to understand why people laugh. Often claims 'ownage' against people or whole forums, but usually only succeeds in 'owning' himself. Often uses the pseudonym of Enrique to fulfill homo-erotic fantasies. Has been known to write urban dictionary definitions for casiotech that are full of crap.

A Casiotech would say something like this...

45 pairs of Diesel jeans bought with cash... check
half my mortgage paid off in 4 years... check
own 2 cars and an old truck, paid off... check
retirement? HAH? I'm not waiting around to see what will happen to this country by the time I retire but I do have money put away.

I don't live a fillet mignon lifestyle but I also don't have a ground beef budget.

people here slam me for wearing 'girl jeans' and now I shoved a fist up all their asses.

a fist without lube

well it's not my fist, but my compadre Enrique's fist.

by The ATOT community October 16, 2008

Cassondra

Simply amazing. Sweet as pie, until you do something stupid. Practical. The embodiment of beauty. Kind hearted. Smart. Sensitive. Caring. Loyal. Forgive. Captivating. The type of person you tell your mom about. Women want to be her and men want to be with her. A little crazy. Mesmerizing. The type of woman that makes a man want to better themself. Stunning. Pure. Real. The type of woman that leaves you speechless when she smiles at you.

I met a cassondra yesterday and I can't stop thinking about her.

by Jaycola123 June 8, 2017

Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

Cason

Cason is a boys name normally belonging to a unique individual. Its name meaning can be traced back to meaning "the end of women" which means in simple English "lady killer". Cason's are normally very popular, nice, athletic, funny, good looking and energetic. If you know a Cason chances are your friends with him. They are known for being a bit of a rebel always mucking around which makes it fun to be in the same class as one. Being a Cason means he will get all the beautiful girls. Cason is a truly awesome individual.

Girl: Who's that cute guy?
Girl2: That's Cason he's hot!
Girl: I know

by UrbanKingston June 29, 2011

Cason

An amazing guy. He's funny, sweet, and down to earth. He's kinda short, but he has the best smile. He loves friends and family. He also loves dogs. When you meet Cason, you know that you're going to fall for him. He is known for his astounding wit and amazing skills in sports. He has a lot of boyish charm, which makes being around him that much more enjoyable. He is popular and all the girls love him. He sometimes likes girls that he thinks are out of his reach, but in reality, he is out of their reach.

Girl: I don't get it! I can't stop thinking about Cason. He's just so perfect!
Girl 2: I think you're in love with him

by C loves123 November 11, 2013