dan castellano

rare unknown being that has a humongous nose

who the fuck is dan castellano

by nickvee613 April 6, 2017

Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

Castilleja

Castilleja is a prep school for girls who, for the most part, are really smart. Most of them are hot and they like to hit on guys alot. They wear blue skirts for their uniform and REALLY like guys. Very few of them are actually gay despite rumors. All students have gone to college after school, excepting Josie Maran who is a supermodel.

"Dude that Castilleja chick is really hot!"

by hotboyz123 May 2, 2009

Castele

A family commonly know across the Western Cleveland Area. More than 10 families currently have young children. A Castele is commonly defined by a strong nasal-vocal complexion and often tries to "one-up" others around them.

Hey man do you know that kid? Of course, who doesn't. He's a Castele.

by iknowpeoplebecauseiliveincleve March 10, 2012

Crystal Castles

It's a band and it's got a female singer. She screams into the mic during concerts and at some point jumps in the crowd and then everyone grabs her fanny.

A: My first concert was insane! I was screaming into the mic, then just jumped into the crowd and everyone was grabbing my fanny!

B: Oh, really? Is your band a Crystal Castles tribute or something?

by Minoritiesarethefuture March 29, 2011

timothy castles

A very nice person who doesn’t have a wig for hair. He is very caring and nice and wants a girlfriend. His nan is a nice lady and helps Timmy. Timothy plays fortnite on his ps4 and likes to stay up late eating toast.

“Look at Timothy Castles, he’s so cool!”

by Timothy Castles Fan June 29, 2021

Castlesque

When a house/building looks like a castle, but isn't a castle.

Me: I'm sorry but my house isn't castlesque at all.

by Drucilla95 February 9, 2012