Carlipsalytous

a severe case of this will cause your lips enlarge 2x there normal size, you will start mixing around your letters and screwing up pronounciation, you will become very easily agitated and or raspy and want a smoke every couple of minutes or so

dude 1: less go for a ride in my lummer himmo, i mean himmer lummer, christ! whever
dude 2: WHAT?
dude 3: hes suffering from carlipsalytous

by Whever April 4, 2009

carlisle sunset

When a slightly larger Northern lass (usually an Adultwork Booking) slowly teases you her way onto you for a marathon facesitting session.

My mate scatty booked this bird off adultworks and she gave him a proper Carlisle Sunset. He almost suffocated!

by Roadman Scat October 3, 2017

Carlisle Excuses

Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.

Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses

by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021

Oh my Carlisle

A term used by many twilighters (fans of the book "Twilight"), by referring to the saintly father figure of the Cullens in replacement of a higher figure. Often used as an exclamation.

Twilighter 1: I was like so thrilled at the new cover.

Twilighter 2: Oh my Carlisle, there's a new cover?!

by tee-rose January 23, 2009

Carlisle Sleepover

A Carlisle Sleepover is most commonly held by males in their teens and early twenties, where usually just the one mate is invited to stay overnight at the bedroom of another mate. The two usually start off smoking weed, drinking cheap cider, listening to hip-hop & happy hardcore and talking shite. As the night goes on their homoerotic urges set in and one finds an excuse to take his shirt off, being 'hot' is a good example. As the sexual tension goes underway the two end up sat on the bed, bollock naked with a couple of humming erections. Both glaring with a passion at their mate's throbbing hard-on, yet are too nervous and shy to make the first move.

I have just realised why Gaz and Darren are so awkward round each other lately, Gaz stayed over at Darren's the other night. I bet it was a Carlisle Sleepover!

by fern croft September 3, 2012

carlistic

Term used to describe the amazing efficiency of a software program.

Can also be used by random people to indicate something amazing.

That program is not carlistic, but it's efficient enough. / That program is not efficiently perfect, but it's efficient enough.

Wow man, your new car paint is carlistic !! / Wow man, your new car paint is perfect !!

by Shantana Quintana June 11, 2006

Carlisle

Carlisle is a small town in Pennsylvania, that houses a small liberal arts college and a school district.

You KNOW you are from Carlisle when everybody knows somebody at the grocery store. Like, when you are walking in Giant and your mom sees her friend and you have to go over there with you mom and talk to your moms friend and her hot son even though you look like shit. You go to Panera after school during middle school EVERY Friday. When you go to the movies you see all of your friends. Everybody is friends with everybody else on Facebook. You talk about people behind their back and they bitch at you because they found out you were the one who told...

by me 620 January 24, 2010