carlistic

Term used to describe the amazing efficiency of a software program.

Can also be used by random people to indicate something amazing.

That program is not carlistic, but it's efficient enough. / That program is not efficiently perfect, but it's efficient enough.

Wow man, your new car paint is carlistic !! / Wow man, your new car paint is perfect !!

by Shantana Quintana June 11, 2006

Carlisling

The act of tricking somebody into listening to Belinda Carslile. The act usually involves creating false expectations but also works quite well as a total surprise. Pre-dating Rickrolling by several years, I first begun this practice by slotting Heaven Is A Place on Earth into random Thrash or Death Metal mix cd's given to friends.

1. Hear that? Yo man, we just got Carlisled.

2. Hey man, I've warned you about all the Carlisling.

by SamGreen July 10, 2010

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

Carlessica

2 people who are destined to be together in life. There was a missed opportunity in the high school days but hopefully she'll realize he wants her more than she knows.

Carlos + Jessica = Carlessica (True Happiness)

by A Wise Young Man May 1, 2009

carsastic

Sarcasm based around cars usually meaning a junk mobile

This is a really bad car

*with carsastic*
This is the 'best car ever!'

by Manboobsrsexy April 18, 2014

carlislecullensrealwife

carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.

“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”

“No dude, what’s it about?”

“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”

by carlislecullensrealwife August 17, 2021

Lucas Carlislis

Absolute fucking cunt and full time bastard. He should die and be killed as painfully as possible in a pit.

Lucas Carlislis is you, you wee fucking Lucas Carlislis cause that’s all you are and he is just you, you fucking cunt!

by Words That Are True December 11, 2019