crapper john

Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.

"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."

by x January 31, 2003

Crapper

Slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. During WWI soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them crappers. The name originated from a popular seller of toilets. Thomas Crapper of England.

Thomas Crapper invented the modern toilet which is still in use today with few changes.

God damn i got to take a crap.

by Phillip August 24, 2005

lowcountry crapper

A rocking chair with a hole in the seat for a quick discharge, located on the porch of a house in the lowcountry of South Carolina.

Uncle Bob had to go so bad, it's a good thing he was sitting in the lowcountry crapper.

by Bob Velvetta May 18, 2017

track a capper

anagram for tap a cracker which means having sexual intercourse with a caucasian american. you can also append with the suffix "and ghost" to either mean the inclusion of a british national or to disappear in a flash.

John told me to track a capper and ghost which i didnt understand until a day later and extensive forensic study of batshit insane individual's twitter histories.

by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 11, 2019

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009

Sky Crapper

Someone who is tall and makes fun of short people

Shutt up your a sky crapper

by Size 14 February 22, 2011

Cripple Crapper

Disabled toilets.

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."

by Alex January 19, 2004