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flux capacitor

A 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, grants access to the fourth dimension. (The ability to travel through time.)
Just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it!
by Dark Chaos September 4, 2004
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critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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Flux Capacitor

In the, "Back to the Future," series, a device that, when installed into a moving vehicle that can move at or above 88 miles per hour, allows a person to travel through time. The classic case of such a time travelling vehicle is the Delorian.
Dr. Emmet Brown struck his head in the bathroom only to find that he had come up with the idea for a Flux Capacitor
by Xandero June 28, 2006
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Esophageal Capacity

When thrusting your man meat down a chicks throat, it slips into her esophagaus without any gag reflex.
"Damn that chick the other night had some serious esophageal capacity"
by Gyna November 10, 2006
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fucked to capacity

To have achieved the state of maximum sexual satisfaction.

To experience extreme misfortune.
"After 4 and half hours in bed with Rico, I finally felt fucked to capacity!"

"My in-laws are staying for the week." "Dude, you're fucked to capacity!"

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by MissTonya July 4, 2014
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Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.
Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.
by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013
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High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.
"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."
by Krythic May 15, 2021
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