Cantainer

Container that is neither a bottle or a can but is made of plastic with an aluminum can top.

Monster Energy's new Hydro drink comes in a cantainer.

by Seven_Gram_Snyder November 13, 2017

cantankering

Placing laborious effort into an action.

What could have been you cantankering away at the keyboard for hours is now you and I doing not entirely to your undoing the can can when you come on urbandictionary.com, dahling!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

cuntankerous

Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn

My ex is one cuntankerous bitch.

by somuchforapathy September 28, 2011

cantankerous

Someone who is super cranky, usually in a sorority (SDT) and may also be a diver.

I wish she wasn't such a bitch; she's so cantankerous.

by lameobitch January 23, 2009

cantarverous

A transitory sense of overall well-being stimulated by external and internal influences converging into a point of singularity for one to be at peace with the world and oneself.

This is cantarverous moment.

by o'flah July 3, 2011

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008