calico

A champion exhibit of a woman, one that is clearly superior or has the attributes of a winner.

did you see that foxy chick with the blue eyes?
She is calico all the way!!

by thirtyone July 23, 2008

Calico

The process of loading a "clip" or "magazine" in a pistol or rifle "mixxed" etc full jacket, hollow point, lead tip, slug etc... a mix of bullets that have all different uses to cross any lines from bullet proof vests to pcp drug induced fiends

fool better watch it before i hit him with the CALICO

by oLIFERUINERo May 19, 2010

Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

by Bob Saget February 14, 2017

Calico

A certain type of cat whose fur can be used to achive a hullucinagenic state when smoked through a pipe. These cats are generally found in the greater Maine area, and are large and oderous. The discovery that these cats could actually be smoked was discovered by Sam "The Cat Smoker" Jenkins, when he mistook a calico cat for a cigarette.

While some prefer smoking cigarettes or other tabacco products, I distinctly prefer tokin' a calico.

by Jenkins February 22, 2007

Calico

1. A sexy lady, usually a cougar, that has three different colors in her hair. Usually this is an effort to look hip and young and even though it fails, it certainly catches attention.

Jack- "Dude, check out that cougar"

Jim- "Yeah man, she's a calico. Nice"

by yourmomismygirlfriend September 8, 2010