captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.
"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"
"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
by gwenfan1 March 1, 2012
Get the captain-callahanmug. She is an amazing girl nobody can miss her. She is shy, but has an open mind about boys. She can be very mean but nice too
by Weliveforever_55 July 26, 2017
Get the Paige Callahanmug. a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.
"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."
by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022
Get the Callahanmug. most beautiful and kind person to walk the planet earth. everyone needs an ava brader callahan. i don’t know what i would do without my little ava brader callahan
by makafert June 12, 2023
Get the ava brader callahanmug. One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!
by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023
Get the John Callahanmug. A very rural area in North East Florida, which is full of Republicans who are racist, homophobic, and transphobic old men. Which has a lot of weird like churches with a population of little under a 1000, And The Highschool is full of racist 14 year old ROTC kids who think bullying LGBTQ+ kids as a hobby
Oh you live in Callahan.
Yeah I been targeted for being Transgender.
Aw man that sucks.
Have you been to a church
Yeah they are pretty sibling couples there
Callahan Florida is also a horrible town in Fl.
Yeah I been targeted for being Transgender.
Aw man that sucks.
Have you been to a church
Yeah they are pretty sibling couples there
Callahan Florida is also a horrible town in Fl.
by EdelieMoloney69420 June 22, 2022
Get the Callahanmug. A gentle giant, but an ogre for those who oppose him. A Cory Callahan is widely feared throughout the world, but once you get to know him he's a pretty nice guy.
I used to run away from Cory Callahan when I saw him, but when I met him he took me out to a nice steak dinner. I wonder what his intentions are for me?
by CasseroleEater558 July 31, 2017
Get the cory callahanmug.