Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013

The Cafeteria Lady

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.

-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016

cafeteria cookies

When a woman’s Areola the size of a large Cookie.

Omg those Nipples are so huge, like Cafeteria Cookies.

by BullyStick September 25, 2019

charteria

Charteria’s are so nice but mean at moment’s, the eat A-LOT they don’t stop eating . There loved and wanted .

Charteria Your loved and cared for . Don’t eat to much .

by Leane November 21, 2021

Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

cafatria

an abbreviation of the word cafeteria when playing a zombie game on roblox with your cousin

go to the cafatria i'll meet you there, you fat bastard.

by BlankScreenStove September 3, 2022

saban cafeteria

A poorly organized cafeteria run by people that do not know how to cook food. Unlike most cafeterias, food is only available after preordering it.

The cafeteria on the Saba University campus is a saban cafeteria

by omy_g August 5, 2011