Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.

Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.

by blprog June 15, 2010

cyberamorous

cyberamorous: pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving relationships via the internet.

We are cyberamorous. We share and connect on social networking sites and "love" each other even though we've never even met in person!

by Shakti Ma July 17, 2012

Cyber blush

When someone makes you blush even though your talking to them on the internet.

"awww that was so sweet it's making me cyber blush"

by Allison123456 March 26, 2009

cyber ice

When the screen of a computer freezes.
A frozen page on a computer.

Pogo has given me nothing but cyber ice today.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

cyber hoarding

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.

by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010

cyber goth

A goth who is into the Industrial music scene. The urban goth. They usually wear flashy clothes and other accessories displaying a mechanical/industrial theme.

The cyber goth scene has attracted a lot of attention due to a break from the dark and brooding aspect of usual goths.

by Janet Planet October 26, 2005

cyberbitch

Someone who is pleasant and reasonable in person, but becomes terribly annoying, and even downright loathesome in e-mailed correspondence.

Gary was very understanding during our meeting this morning, but when we checked our e-mails later that day, it was clear we were dealing with a real cyberbitch.

by Josh E. Z. October 17, 2008