Buttcrack Benjamin

Noun;

‘Buttcrack Benjamin’ is a nickname presented to the boy named ‘Benjamin Hart-Littler’. This nickname was presented when his group of friends discovered that he was conceved out of his fathers anal cavity.

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“Ayy Buttcrack Benjamin, hows it going?”

by Teen Slang November 9, 2017

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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 2, 2020

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Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

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buttcrack job

When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.

The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.

by Buttcrack_job January 15, 2024

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buttcrack of the night

A buttcrack that only pops off at night

My buttcrack of the night is about to get the party started !!

by Hotchops April 24, 2024

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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.

Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?

by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022

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