Guy
1: Thew iz no twuning bwack!
Guy 2: Shut up you shape like spongebob's house, humpty dumpty
boy. Your hair is like string cheese! You wanted to go to Disney World so badly, your parents taped you on their ceiling fan and turn it on and yo turned into a disabled bayblades 3... 2...
1... let it rip
boy you searched up "The nearest location to the Krusty Krabs" dumb
boy. Holy crap, you thought getting a mohawk will make you fly like an airplane. Bunghole!