Lord Baltimore

A Lord Baltimore is something that happens to your car when you leave it parked in Baltimore. The act invloves someone breaking into your vehicle for the purpose of taking a gruesome shit inside of it. The shit is usually atypical and has either massive coiler or extreme diarrhea properties. The classic Lord Baltimore has the perpetrator taking a shit on one side of your back seat and then using the other side as a place to wipe his ass. The use of the seat itself as toilet paper can be traced to the fact that no one can leave anything of value in a vehicle street-parked in Baltimore due to theft concerns. Note that sometimes the one who performs the Lord Baltimore will use the quiet seclusion of your parked car to inject needle drugs, typically heroin, and will leave his dirty works along with the shit and broken glass in your backseat. The totally unique feature of the Lord Baltimore is that no valuables inside of your car will be removed. No one has ever been arrested for doing a Lord Baltimore although it seems to happen quite frequently, particularly during the winter months. The history of the Lord Baltimore can be traced to Cecilius Calvert himself taking a terrific shit in a carriage that belonged to Oliver Cromwell. Proud Baltimoreans consider being Lord Baltimored one of the best things about their city, and routinely mention the custom's importance in shaping the modern city's identity.

I'm really glad the person who Lord Baltimored us last night didn't take our GPS.

Every time we get Lord Baltimored it makes me sad for those loser suburbanites who don't get all the benefits of living in this cool city.

When I checked the CarFax report it said your Prius was Lord Baltimored twice in 2008.

I got Lord Baltimored last night and I didn't get a chance to clean it up before picking you guys up. Pardon the mess back there. Just push it to the side.

by Cecilius Calvert November 27, 2011

Dirty bulking

Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass

Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?

Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.

by Derogatory term April 8, 2019

Bulimist

Someone who isn't bulimic, but really believes in bulimia.

-"I'm not bulimic, I'm a bulimist, I just LOVE bulimia!"

by lovelylore February 9, 2015

Baltimore eloquence

This refers to the heavy or excessive use of profanity.

He told me to sit my sorry fuckin' ass down in the chair. This Baltimore eloquence shows he's a real fuckin' Baltimore gentleman.

by Duckbutt September 12, 2007

Beltin

Means something extraodinry and cool

Aww that game was beltin

by Tash masta January 29, 2005

bulimia

Bulimia Nervosa, an eating disorder where people (usually females) engage in activities such as self-induced vomiting, compulsive exercise or laxative/diuretic abuse after a "binge" (consuming excessive amounts of food at one time)

Health risks include

electrolyte imbalances
tearing of the esophogus
internal bleeding
malnutrition
vitamin deficiency
hair loss
lowered body tempature

Bulimia is an eating disorder, dork.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

Baltimore nap

When you are driving down a shady street in Baltimore and see a druggie fast asleep while standing up on a street corner and by the look on their face you can tell they are having a pretty bad dream

"Look at that crack head on the corner of Monroe St taking a long Baltimore nap"

by R-Dizzy September 23, 2013