Bukkacne

When your significant other is squeezing a massive pimple and gets their face spackled with shooting sticky sebum.

Mickey: "Remember that huge zit on my back?"
Goofy: "Yeah, the size of a bird's egg. Why?"
Mickey: "I had Minnie bust it last night and it shot all over her face and up her nose."
Goofy: "Garsh! Like one of those Jap'nese movies-- Bukkake!"
Mickey: "More like Bukkacne!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 2, 2011

bukkakalypse

(n.) the simultaneous ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of Kristen Stewart.

Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.

by TheSovereignDeity November 22, 2013

buklahange

A common term in the Logan Area in Australia for fuck you cunt. Mostly used by people of asian and samoan descent.

Buklahange mate!!!

by bradleytimbers June 14, 2019

ninja bukkake

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake

Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 16, 2005

Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.

A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.

by Lalliman September 8, 2012

Vehicular Bukkake

when driving, the driver in front of you activates the windshield spray, over-powered spray goes over their car and covers your car hood and windshield in washer fluid (see Japanese porn)

I was driving and was Vehicular Bukkaked by guy in front of me.

by JapoPorn October 17, 2013

insult bukkake

When you put a ho on speakerphone so you and your boys can bombard her with multiple loads of diss.

That ho called up and was straight tryin' ta play me, so I put her on speaker and everybody in the room gave her the insult bukkake.

by da capo November 4, 2009