by FrozenFriedChicken May 7, 2021
Get the Bristle Scrunchiemug. by Person273940013 May 7, 2021
Get the Bristle Scrunchiemug. by dirtyfingernail October 27, 2019
Get the bristle titsmug. Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.
Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019
Get the Bristle Bitermug. by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
Get the Trim those unicorn bristlesmug.