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Bristle Bussy

A derogatory name for either a 'Hoe" or 'Hooker' who is unusually hirsute or hairy. Usually, unfeminine areas of hair, like the chest, face, back, or arms. It is called Bussy because of the unfeminine areas, not particularly for men only. It is also for alliteration, since bristle & bussy start with the same letter. This sort of concubine is interchangeable and not meant for literal use.
Jessica's hair is so good for a Bristle Bussy
by litle rody March 22, 2024
mugGet the Bristle Bussymug.

Bristle Biter

Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.
Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.

"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019
mugGet the Bristle Bitermug.

Bristle Scrunchie

The metallic part of the paintbrush that connects the bristles and the handle.
Moriah Elizabeth painted a bristle scrunchie in a metallic rainbow pattern.
by Person273940013 May 7, 2021
mugGet the Bristle Scrunchiemug.

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
mugGet the Trim those unicorn bristlesmug.

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