He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
Get the Sam Porter Bridges mug.1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.
2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.
3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.
3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."
2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"
3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"
3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011
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Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?
May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.
May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.
by Thom King October 16, 2005
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1. to make drunk; intoxicate.
2. drinking alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk.
(In this context, bridges–noun: alcoholic beverages consumed to achieve the state of intoxication.)
This term was coined for comedic relief and to avoid sounding like a fucktard when discussing becoming inebriated on the upcoming weekend. Frequently used in the Orange County, California reigon. Coined in Tesoro High, this term started as an inside joke and grew from there. Use in front of authority figures (parents, teachers, etc) to make them go "wtf?" However, use sparingly. Adults catch on surprisingly quick.
2. drinking alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk.
(In this context, bridges–noun: alcoholic beverages consumed to achieve the state of intoxication.)
This term was coined for comedic relief and to avoid sounding like a fucktard when discussing becoming inebriated on the upcoming weekend. Frequently used in the Orange County, California reigon. Coined in Tesoro High, this term started as an inside joke and grew from there. Use in front of authority figures (parents, teachers, etc) to make them go "wtf?" However, use sparingly. Adults catch on surprisingly quick.
Hey man, let's go build some bridges tonight. I got a handle of Skyy & my girlfriend just fuckin' dumped me!
Person one (via text message): Hey, what's up?
Person two (also text message): Neveronion.
Person one (thinking to himself): She just said neveronion.. Is she building bridges or what?
Person one (via text message): Hey, what's up?
Person two (also text message): Neveronion.
Person one (thinking to himself): She just said neveronion.. Is she building bridges or what?
by roxiface April 29, 2007
Get the building bridges mug.Another word for "CUNT"! It comes from the fact that Lloyd Bridges was an actor in the television series way back called "Sea Hunt". So if you call someone a "Lloyd Bridges", it is a sly way of calling them a "CUNT"
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Get the Lloyd Bridges mug.a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.
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