Quantum Brain Fart

is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.
He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.
by OMGR8US October 8, 2012
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Fart Brain

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.
"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"
by deadestfish May 3, 2009
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Brain fart

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟
by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016
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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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brain fart

Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.

A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Please feel free to release your brain farts in this group. No judgment.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021
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fashion brain fart

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021
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Brain fart

When that guy they call “Brain” rips a fart.
I was grocery shopping with Brain, and he accidentally let out a fat one in the canned beans isle. I yelled out “BRAIN FART!”
by The real Londigo June 30, 2024
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