precipitous bowel syndrome

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

Silly BoBeenie

Something you call a friend when you're trying to emphasize how ridiculous they seem at the moment; for whatever reason.

Similar to *MeanieBoBeanie*

*Amanda sneaks soup into the movie theater*
Amanda: HA! I told you I'd sneak in food.
Pablo: Damn! I didn't think you meant food food, you Silly BoBeenie!

by 22quackAA January 20, 2022

david bowie

A) A rock'n'roll god, who changed his style many times, yet was always great.
B) The only crossdresser even straight guys could respect.

"Making love with his ego, Ziggy stepped up into his mind. Like a leper messiah, when the kids had killed the man I had to break up the baaaaaaand." Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

by Effing Holly March 29, 2005

David Bowie

Among the most influential musicians of the century, Bowie has managed to stay at the top of the charts for more than thirty years largely due to his talent for modifying his persona with characters like 1972's Ziggy Stardust and The Thin White Duke. Emerging as a Mod out of Brixton, London at 19, he is best known for his role in the Glam movement of the early 1970s. Born David Robert Haywood Jones on January 8th, 1947, he changed his name in 1966 in order to avoid confusion with Monkees lead singer Davey Jones. Bowie has one perpetually dilated eye (which gives the appearance of two different colours) due to a schoolyard fight.

David Bowie was indeed the Nazz.

by Jackie Deram May 24, 2005

Bowel Movement

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.

My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.

by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011

Bowgey

A word used to describe something dumb and irrelevant

John: Yoooo Steve u wanna play some monopoly

Steve: naaahhh that game bowgey

by JOHNSONCENA June 27, 2018

Dwayne Bowe

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.

Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.

by iceman23567 November 17, 2010