Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

boost on probation

when somebody is seemingly boost, or cool, but they still have to prove their worth.

Dude, that guy seems alright, but he's still kinda shifty. He's like boost on probation"

by balbir October 5, 2007

boobs on the back

When getting a haircut, they stylist presses her chest against your back, neck, shoulders, or upper arms. A nice touch when it happens.

I'm getting a haircut during lunch today. Hope I get Jessica today for
boobs on the back again.

by DJ Indicium May 24, 2016

Booty on a dick

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

Boobs on a hot plate

A Pineys way of saying hakuna matata

"Yo Bro, thanks for letting us crash here"
"No Problem man, Boobs on a hot plate."

by Underwho October 1, 2008

Booty on a stick

The smell of an anus; similar to the smell of genitals after intercourse.

When they got done fuckin, the room smelled like booty on a stick

by AllieMJ September 3, 2018

boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014