Boomstick

The bat of Nelson Cruz which allows him to hit a baseball amazingly far.

Man did u see how far that homer hit byNelson Cruz off Justin Verlander in 2011 ALCS went, it must have been his boomstick

by baseball hombre October 16, 2011

boomsticked

Shot

by Dan Was here November 4, 2003

boofister

A nickname used for a person who can be kind of dumb, but is overall a person of the highest character. Boofister is used to describe a gentleman scholar whose class is offset by a lack of street smarts.

Man Boofister sure looked fine in that new jacket, though he really was awkward at that party

by JohnW3399 June 8, 2019

boomstankums

body part of a female. juicy an supple. sensational an extremely pleasurable 2 have hold of. village feeders. kasaba melons. whale boomers.dirty pillows.The twins. big ass titties.

yo dem thangs tyra moore, carmen hayes, and mrs. carter, have sum boomstankums!

by Batsauce March 1, 2009

fistful of boomstick

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

by anonymous April 17, 2004

Boomstick

A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.

I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!

by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010

Boomstrate

The act of producing flatulence, fartin,breaking wind.

Tom had eaten mass amounts of refried and he had to boomstrate all night long..

by sharon & sebastian January 25, 2008