National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.

I cannot wait for national bong day.

by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017

Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

by Rasgettma June 2, 2015

bong dong

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.

"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."

by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009

bingo dobbing

When your chick is sitting on the floor doing laundry and you walk up and put your balls on her head.

My bitch was in the zone folding clothes on the floor, so I snuck up and went bingo dobbing on her face

by lesterlee April 18, 2015

bingo dab

When a moistened anus is blotted onto another person's forearm (or assorted body part(s)). Often accomplished by pets upon their owner.

I picked up the cat, but the little bastard bingo dabbed me. You got any Kleenex?

by Bingo Charles July 25, 2003

bingo dobber

when one withdraws his cock from a menstruation infested vagina and covers her face with the after effects like a bingo card.

justin was pounding veronica with his 'bingo dobber' (cock), veronica said take it easy i'm on my period, justin pulls his cock out slams it on veronica's face five times and yells "bingo bitch".

by trophyUsucka February 13, 2008

Tae Bong Do

The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.

"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"

by smendler April 21, 2010