Boner Milk

Another term for Jizz,what else could it be?

Edgar drank deep the boner milk for he was a butt raiding faggot.

by Jack "Mushroomtattoo" Gatehissouse April 14, 2005

Boner Magic

n. To take one's penis and bend it backwards (fruitbasket) while erect and receive felatio from behind.

Dood, she wouldn't give me any boner magic, so I took her by the hand and gave her a grand. She totally had her nose in my backpussy.

by bmoor17 February 18, 2009

bone me

Fuck me!

Will you bone me in the ass?

by Bcan5877 August 12, 2016

Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

by jayak November 7, 2004

Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards

Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Boner Man

The name of the character created by SpaceCandi on her Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 stream.

Boner Man skates well for being a 300lb 5-year old

by Ackbar360 March 28, 2020

Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008