Blum Trummer

A type of quite explosive fart that, instead of being released slowly, is forced out in one quick and almighty grunt. A real pet-scarer.

That was a serious Blum Trummer. It woke up the dog.

by rob o'cop April 30, 2019

blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009

Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.

1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

sugar blum

squeezing the scrotum while inserting your finger in somebodys rectum. also referred to as the bulbar cavernosus reflux for spinal trauma

After a hard at work, all wanter was a little sugar blum, from the secretary

by mac dd September 13, 2007

Blum burg

likes to fuck mothers

1 : my mom got raped last night

2: What a Blum Burg!

by heeeuuuus March 29, 2010

Blummed Out

When you are have spent too much time with someone you care about or love and need a break in order to recharge and prevent damage to the relationship with said individual.

I was so blummed out after that 5 hour car ride with Brian.

by Bigpoppasexy May 15, 2022

blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum

that blum job sucked me

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022