Blow out the starfish

When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".

"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"

"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."

by Nick & his twisted friends. April 01, 2013

bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.

I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

crotch blow out

N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.

"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"

"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"

by ShBeeze November 13, 2013

Roadside Blow-out

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.

"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."

by Scott Tenemen April 07, 2010

Blowed-out-catfishmouth

A wallered out vagina that resembles a droopy catfish mouth. Usally found on hoes and busted hoe mammas.

Yo, Chantell throwed some wide open Blowed-out-catfishmouth the other night!

by Bubbals January 15, 2009

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 06, 2022

blow out the basement

(v.) to cause diarrhea – especially of a severe, explosive, and/or generally unpleasant quality.

Those sugar-free Haribo bears will blow out the basement.

by Ulli Bunnygirl September 06, 2022