Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

Blonk

A round and/or cute object

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonk

An obviously long blink when ones eyes stay closed longer than a normal, quick, reflexive blink.

You look so lame when you blonk your eyes like that.

by Superflykristipie April 04, 2018

Blonking bags

A term for fucking

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”

by Skiiuu August 02, 2018

Blonks haters international

Blonks haters international (BHI) is a group of people who hate on blonks aka toxic fans of blackpink. They don't hate blackpink and blackpink's whole fandom they only hate their toxic and immature fans who cause trouble and Chaos in other fandom's

I'm a part of blonks haters international

by Blonks June 11, 2021

Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

by Nipple man August 20, 2013