box blocked

Female version of cock blocked
When a girl blocks another girl from getting with a girl/guy

This bitch was trying to get all over this hottie, and I box blocked her

by sedes September 20, 2006

fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.

Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!

by jjt3hii August 29, 2010

flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.

dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.

by hjscott November 15, 2010

Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.

"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"

by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011

book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.

"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."

by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

by Marty.R August 5, 2010

Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 1, 2009