by Colm Conor October 24, 2016
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BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005
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A word meant to be left ambiguous. It is meant to be left up to the imagination to spark curiosity and to disturb the listener, while not actually meaning anything.
Alarmist: You can go wheelbarrow style, doggie style, or even a Bleedin' Amy!
Dingo: What's that?
Alarmist: Don't Ask!
Dingo: What's that?
Alarmist: Don't Ask!
by GunGunGun_Dingo February 1, 2008
Get the bleedin' amy mug.Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.
Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.
by reignMAKER December 14, 2010
Get the Blinding Beaver mug.In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.
Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."
Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."
Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."
by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010
Get the Bleeding Deacon mug.One who has the power to bend dicks like streamers, The bendinator can actually rip the fabric of space time with his cock hands, Though he generally enjoys traveling via rifts of dicks throughout space and bending up entire planes of existence with his tornado arms. The bendinator thrives on sperm and actually is dependent upon its consumption for his life force, He stores his reserve in his tumor on his face.
by Hoey Bendo March 24, 2009
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