blastolart

An irrelevant girl, usually very ugly

terry: stacy spoke to me yesterday
john: shes blastolart

by blastolart July 20, 2016

Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.

After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.

by Itslitfam January 5, 2021

beatopia

Beatopia is the upcoming second studio album by Filipino-British singer songwriter beabadoobee. It will be released under the independent label Dirty Hit on July 15, 2022. On January 7, 2021, Bea teased with an Instagram post that “new mooosic soon”.

cool person: have u listened to the new beabadoobee album?
other cool person: oh yea beatopia. I haven't yet...
cool person: omg me too!! wanna listen together? :)
other cool person: ❤️

by ratboy13 July 27, 2022

blastonian institute

any location where cocaine is being done.

"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

blastoisements

a ridiculous, not even funny diss.

friend 1: oh yeah well your mom is worse at call of duty then you are!
friend 2: stop with the blastoisements, thats not even funny.

by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

Blastoise

when a female is gettin hydro pumped in the vagina by a males cock, the female orgasms and a huge blast of clear liquid is shot out of her moist opening at a high pressure.

Adam-"hey bro, get lucky the other night?"
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!

by ash ketchum, pokemon master!!! March 4, 2010

Blastoising

After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”

Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”

by Rocket82 April 7, 2019