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non-birther

A lifelong student using others money to get a free lunch. Whatever they read becomes the truth. Doesn't know how to feed himself or how to actually live on a budget. Hangs out in starbucks all day to apparently make others think they are of higher intelligence. Jobless but can answer 100$ questions on jeopardy. Generally annoying, other will leave the room when a non-B walks in. Basically lacking real life experience, but claims to know it all. Naive to the point of irritation.
Let’s go... a non-birther just walked in and I do not want to hear their bullchit
by cosataleddie December 18, 2010
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Birther

A term used to label individuals who wish to maintain and assure that the presidential-requirement of being born on American soil is adhered to.
Birthers hold that Arnold Swartzenegger would not meet this presidential-requirement because he was born in Austria.
by JayDee305 December 30, 2009
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Birther

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.
"Did you know that Barack Obama's parents concealed the location of his birth because they knew he would grow up to be President? What? Of course it makes sense, I'm a birther!"
by Brent Elliott December 17, 2008
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birth-er
noun

A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth.
Sane person #1: Did you hear that guy on Fox News who kept insisting Obama was born in Kenya?
Sane person #2: Don't listen to him. He's a birther. Those people are into some really sick stuff.
by builtingirl August 4, 2009
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She who gives birth to a fetus beeb.
Hold on, birther needs to check the bible
by beebilicious July 3, 2015
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birther

A term for the frothy liquid mixture formed in the vagina when a baby is born. It is a foul smelling combination of maternal blood, vernix, and meconium (baby poop) that drips down over the mother's anus during the third stage of labor. It is thought to be a contraction of the words "birth" and "lather."
Nurse, would you please wipe that birther off the crack of my patient's ass?
by drsteevo July 29, 2009
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Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
by Medic1426 March 25, 2016
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