big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...

Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?

by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022

Biggum

Biggie originally was a variant of the infamous rapper Notorious BIG, reflecting one of his characteristics, and for many people he is considered the greatest rapper to grace the genre. In the late 21st century, however, the word began to diverge in use among some Sudanese in Khartoum, with biggie (now Biggums) becoming the preferred term to classify morbidly obese chumps. Symptoms include and are not limited to:

- Severe nicotine addiction

- Terrible opinion, knowledge a in sports
- Exceptional knowledge in Politics and 1990s Hip-hop/Rap
- A desire to dress in 1940s Great Britain clothing
- BMI index of 40 or higher (inclusive)
- Generally just a CHUMP

There is unfortunately no cure for Biggums

Biggums cant stop waffling.

Ahh daddy biggum! Please give me another terrible football opinion!

He just cant stop waffling!

Chump yakhi

by wellgoddammit June 25, 2022

Tyrell Biggums-Rape

Rape which cannot be defined by any other means. This type of rape guarantees the anal cavity of the victim to increase in diameter at least six inches. An experienced rapist will often cause the victim to bleed to death from his rectum, leaving the victim's corpse in a large puddle of semen, feces, blood, and in some cases, saliva. Although, this type of rape has only been spoken of in theory, and has not been proven to have ever taken place, those who claim to have witnessed this gruesome event are often scarred for life, and in most cases, kill themselves shortly after said rape-fest.

Person #1: Damn...Chuck Norris, Optimus Prime, Ving Rhames, Kimbo Slice, and Grimace just raped that hemophiliac six year old girl in anus...at the same time!

Person #2: Damn bro, that's some Tyrell Biggums-Rape right there!

by Musasa Johnson Zimbabwe lll February 4, 2009

BigBuck

Nam era REMF who thinks he knows it all and has done it all. This Halfmoon Bay Half wit is a good argument for eugenics.

This guy or any other KPIG lister would be a good example.

by Terry Wyrick July 9, 2004

Tyrone Biggums

Tyrone Biggums, aka Ashton, was arrested by the FBI for making bomb threats. He is well known for tea bagging anal cavities.

Tyrone Biggums says: "Imma tea bag your anal cavity."

by Delicious_Cake June 10, 2009

Bigbuttheather

Bigbuttheather always wants icecream. Bigbuttheather is always complaining and nagging. Bigbuttheather has slept with half of the 3rd infantry. Bigbuttheather has evolved from 'chickenhead', to 'super chickenheaded hoodrat' status. Bigbuttheather would give head to the trashman.

"Hey bigbuttheather, when you're done taking out the trash and sucking off the trashman, would you please flush whatever it is you just left in the toilet ?"

by Mr StL June 29, 2010

Biggumz

short big and ugly for example jamiris

stop actin like a erin

by h. slick September 25, 2004