Skip to main content

Big Bang

#1: Orgy

#2: A massive explosion

#3: Before the beginning (what?) there was nothing, and it exploded (what?).

In order for something to exist or happen three things are required: Time, Dimensions and Matter. In nothing these cannot exist, and yet apprently the Universe existed in the form of an infinetly dense, infinetly heavy thing - which should've made a black hole, but didn't. Also something triggered the Universe to start expanding, Scientists don't know what that was (admit it). Also according to the Law of Angular Momentum all fragments that are expelled from an object spin the same direction as the object. Saturn, Uranus, several moons and a couple of glaxies spin "backwards". Also according to the Second Law of thermodynamics all objects in a Closed System (the Universe), go from Order to Disorder. An explosion is not order it is disorder (Did the Atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima create order? No it did not.). Yet the universe has been operating just fine for billions of years, with 0 sign of disorder. So in order for the Big Bang to occur it would have to disobay a bunch of scientific laws. But still scientists believe it.

Some creationists say that the Earth is ~6000 years old. Nowhere in the bible does it say that. Genesis 1:1 says "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." Then on the first creative day God made the Earth inhabitable (water, atmosphere etc.).

People say that the Bible is unscientific, that is not true. The ark that Noah built was a box, a very big box. Are there any ships that are basically boxes? Yes container ships. Noah was an amutuer and his design worked very well. The bible described the water cycle long before any scientist. Historically the Bible is true as well. It described the city of Ninevah - the Bible is the only book to describe this city, and it does exist. Archeologists discovered it in the 1840's. The city of Babylon has been discovered , and the Bible talks about it. Unscientific? I think not. Not Historical? I think Not.
Seriously the Big Bang is a big pile of nonsense.
by A competant person November 2, 2008
mugGet the Big Bangmug.

big-bang

Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.
The big-bang was either an anomaly or it was not.
by Guido1 February 7, 2009
mugGet the big-bangmug.

The Big Bang

Similar to docking and can be simultaneously be done in the act of docking,

The Big Bang is the act of pressing two penises together head to head, masturbating, and producing a massive explosion of cum comparative only to the creation of the universe.
"Johnny and Richard have a habit of creating The Big Bang every time they masturbate together."
by thunderdome May 7, 2008
mugGet the The Big Bangmug.

Big Bang

Secret term for sex/losing virginity.
guy: I feel akward talking about the 'you know what' in public.
girl: well...then call it big bang.
by Offlineuser1 January 17, 2009
mugGet the Big Bangmug.

Big bang

The very disturbing, way too short set of bangs on an extremely ugly person that make even the strongest human cringe and want to vomit. The most hideous of the Big bang is the permed bang which is of course known by it's medical term the Biggest bang!
Wow did you get a load of that freak over there? Now that's a Big bang if I ever did see one!

Virginia is a perm away from sporting the ever dreaded Biggest bang!
by C. Mike Rack May 19, 2009
mugGet the Big bangmug.

Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
by reptilian bois September 14, 2018
mugGet the Big Bangmug.

big bang boom

A major dramatic, often disruptive or destructive, event.
When the Warlocks get back in town, there is going to be a big bang boom with the Hell's Angels!
by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016
mugGet the big bang boommug.

Share this definition