Beckham

short

beckham is a midget

by awesome soap May 31, 2018

david beckhams

a type of "kicker" branded subwoofer, usually one that puts out insane amounts of bass.

i gotta pair of David Beckhams in the trunk, also known as KICKERS!!

by oxy- January 28, 2008

david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.

David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004

victoria beckham

Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.

"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"

by clairem April 8, 2007

Beckham

A family consisting of never-ending attractiveness, especially popular with the males of the family.

Man, those Beckham's are hot af!

by Pinksparklystuff101 September 19, 2015

david beckham

britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.

a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)

by not the male fan June 5, 2003

Victoria Beckham

a stupid bitch who is fascinated by the mirror and without her looks would be as interesting as a blank piece of paper.

Victoria Beckham is more useless than a deflated blow up doll.

by See Me Now August 28, 2007