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Betty Whiter 

a term referencing older women, post-intercourse, who are covered in ejaculate
Tim: Oh hey, Rob, don’t go in our room yet. I’ve got a Betty Whiter in there and I’m trying to milk her for her inheritance.

Bitty White-Cracker 

A fat, middle-aged, ugly bitch.
Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: She looks so fucking nasty and middle-aged
Person 1: What a bitty white-cracker

bettywhiteophile

Someone who is obsessed and/or absolutely loves 88 year old actress Betty White. This person not only thinks she was the best SNL host ever, but also that she should host the Emmys, the Oscars, the Grammys, the CMAs, the Kids Choice Awards, and whatever other awards show or venue comes her way....
After last week's SNL I am a total bettywhiteophile, I just can't get enough of her, I keep looking for old Golden Girls clips on youtube.