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Bender

An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
by LP0 February 21, 2010
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bender

When an alcoholic devotes most of his time to heavy drinking, usually throughout the day, and is often considered a long term binge that can last anywhere from 4 days to 2 months.
I'm on a 3 week bender
by King Chilie November 17, 2015
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bender

one who lacks the ability to skate during an ice hockey game. one who bends at the skates while playing hockey. hall way status if you will.
harry shaw- indiana jr.ice. damn harry shaw is a bender
by Scott Crowther December 25, 2007
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Bender

A person who can manipulate one or all of the four elements; Water, Fire, Earth, or Air.
Aang was the only bender still alive who can bend air.
by Eedeh December 18, 2010
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bender

the alcaholic, chain-smoking, cleptomaniac bending robot on Futurama. Best pal of Fry the Solid, him and fry get into all kinds of crazy trouble.
"Kiss my shiney metal ass!"
by Matt Hill May 13, 2005
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Bender

The absolute greatest robot ever, real or not.
The first letter in Bender's name should be capitalized.
by Adrian October 23, 2006
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bender

In the UK, a homosexual. In other words, someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
"No way, you'll make me sound like a bender!"
-Gareth in the original TV series of The Office.
by Pedgerow July 15, 2008
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