Sneaky Beej

A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)

I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.

by John Rederickt February 18, 2017

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Laguna Beeje

An amazing blowjob. It compares to no other. When combined with a Bologna Sinclair the recipient becomes a legend.

I got a Laguna Beeje last night.

by Traytsa August 8, 2007

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rowdy beej

A beej of a particularly raucous nature, in which the blower enjoys the act as much as the blowee.

Sara almost fell off my roof giving Ben a rowdy beej.

by Kathy W August 5, 2006

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When a male inserts his penis into a Taco Bell Beef Burrito while erect so that another individual can eat the burrito while performing fellatio.

It is a common courtesy in many north american schools to feed the sloot that is gobbling your knob so this kills two birds with one stone.

-Bro I heard you got a Riles Beej from that sloot on Arthur.
-Hell yea man, ten times better than a slowblow

-Honestly I was so happy he let me give him a riles beej yesterday, that beef burrito really hit the spot.

by Dorffengler March 25, 2013

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Switch-a-beej

When two guys are receiving head in the same room and the persons giving the head switch so that the guys are getting head from the girl who was previously giving head to the guy next to him.

Stew was getting head while his friend Oliver was getting head next to him. Stew said to the girls, "Yo, lemme get that switch-a-beej!" And the girls said, "okay," and switched places.

by Jimbo Nahasapeemapitillon December 9, 2008

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