Beatrice

Beatrice is the most gorgeous person you can meet. She's funny, kind to her friends, and always brightens your day. She can be pretty mean to your friends whom she doesn't know. She can get jealous of you pretty easily but it's only because she loves you and doesn't want to lose you to someone else.She's a great friend to have, a bit of a crackhead and is gullible.She won't hesitate to bully boys who she's met on Omegle and enjoys making fun of their microscopic dicks.If you find yourself a Beatrice you should definitely keep her.
''No Beatrice, don't bully him about his microscopic dick.''
by Spleens69 November 28, 2022
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A badass chick with a fiery temper and zero tolerance for bullshit. She's intelligent, weird as hell (sometimes you may think she's on drugs but she's probably not) and funny. She can be really judgemental and mean at times, especially when speaking her mind, which she does often as a Beatrice is very opinionated and a bit of a control freak. However she has a very big heart that is almost as big as her butt. When she has a boyfriend her guards come up, way up. she's loyal and will take your secret to the grave but has a tendency to make a joke of everything, keeping her emotions to herself except when blowing up at bitches who are bothering her close circle of friends. A Beatrice is not exactly what you'd call approachable as most people think she's either a nerd or a raging bitch but it suits her.
Bitch: "Stop talking about me."

Beatrice: "Aww, you think all my comments are about you? Relax, you're not the only stupid fuck I know."

Guy 1: Hey that girl Beatrice has a nice ass

Guy 2: DUDE! SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!
by desa456Bea November 21, 2021
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Beatrice is and should be the most well known motorcycle to man. She's a one of a kind yellow diamond incrested inbetween the gates of heaven and hell. God Satan and Zues where having a fierce battle amongst the twisting country roads and straight tree lined blacktop hills. The devil breathed a fire that could ignight the coldest of stones as Zues struck his lightning bolt before God encapsulated both forces and turned it into pure love.The smoke diminished and there she stood in her element. "Beatrice" He called.Zues stood in admiration while the devil stared in jealous envy. Some tell of different tales but little do they know. Until the sky closes up and the roads erupt she will be there waiting. Calling. Wanting.
I named her Beatrice because she is the sexiest two wheel f××k machine in the planet Earth
by bigirishballs October 18, 2019
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a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary girl who is also kind but very scary and who is in you maths class
Beatrice attacked me and killed my granddad
by josth18 November 07, 2018
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Beatrice is perfect, and so lovely
Beatrice i love you
by Alexxxwhw November 22, 2021
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Beatrice is a very pretty girl. Besides that she can be a pain in the ass. She is is usually short and mildly fat but she fishes for compliments all day long. She flirts with all the boys, even though her flirting is calling them stupid. She thinks a lot of herself and tends to talk down to other people. She’s the girl in front of you that you tell to shut up and stop flirting.
Person 1- I heard someone called Zoe a bitch.
Person 2- It was probably Beatrice
by Qutie137 March 05, 2020
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