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beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.
Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.
by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005
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Your best friend's girlfriend

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
by Austavious Rex March 30, 2010
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That's beat

Meaning "That's a bum deal" An unfortunate situation.
When Dorothy's balloon floated away. If you were standing next to her when that happened you could say "That's beat, man"
by ·MÅXïê»»X· September 22, 2005
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Food's Best Friend

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce
Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!
by Lucky Me December 8, 2012
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Milwaukee's Best

Cheep beer. But not like, "Oh dear God! What have I done with my life!?" cheep beer. More along the lines of, "Well... fuck it. Things could be worse." cheep. But for about $13 a 30 rack, what do you really have to lose?
Person 1: "I picked up a 30 rack of Milwaukee's Best."
Person 2: "Nice. Let's get drunk and forget that everything sucks!
Person 3: "I lost my job and I'm now homeless. I think I'll stick with a steel reserve. Milwaukee's Best is just too good for me."
by gypsy_lady4092 May 24, 2018
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every girl's best friend

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.
by Pig May 8, 2003
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to Beast(a) Someone

To hit someone from the front really hard and cool in a football game. This kind of hit always gets the crowd and teammates going. It is very manly and awesome.
Maaan he Beasted that guy on a slant !

I really need to Beast(a) someone to get my juices flowing!
by Linqoln45 May 11, 2010
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