Beater Shades

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

Beaver Sandwich

A sexual position for a threesome.
two girls start scissoring and a guy puts his penis in between their vaginas.

Me and a couple girls did the beaver sandwich last night... it was totally cool.

by Dr. Love McLovestein April 3, 2010

Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)

I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.

by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..

The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.

by Shawn Lavery October 9, 2007

wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.

"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."

by The Trash Man May 24, 2014

Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.

"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"

by T VOH February 1, 2009

beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 5, 2003