On Bard

- similar to saying on God however referring to a different power

- the god of dads

On bard I didn't steal that food.

by XPRpro July 6, 2022

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020

cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.

"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."

by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016

cheese on a board

to be screwed

if my parents find out about last night i am cheese on a board

by Sloopppp June 12, 2017

tits on a board

a phrase used to describe the utter uselessness of a person, place, thing or event.

"hey bro, what do you think of the new window's vista?"

"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as tits on a board."

by opal485 May 13, 2008