bawling

adj.

1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.

e.g.

1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.

by M.T.G. October 10, 2008

bawls

Tastes better than Jolt

Bawls > Jolt

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

Bawls

An energy drink

After having bawls, you too will be awake for hours.

by Tapper October 25, 2003

Bawling

Crying your eyes out and nothing and no one can cajole you off the floor where you are thumping your fists.

Like, I was totes bawling when my bestie who is also my housie leaves the, like, country.

by Hani Giraffe November 17, 2011

bawls

One of the best energy drinks goes in this order.
1.Bawls
2.Rockstar energy drink
3.sobe andrenaline
4.Red bull
5.Monster energy (taste like crap)

Man this bawls stuff is 1337.

by MSI owns your face August 13, 2004

Bawls

1.A lulz way of saying Balls.
2.I highly caffinated drink in a blue bottle

1."Dude,I put my Bawls in her face and she got totally jeleous!"

by Paul Tonich April 19, 2009

Bawls

A PG rated spelling of "Balls". Used as an exclamation in times of mild annoyance or surprise.

"Bawls! I left my cell phone on the table when I left the house".

"Dude, I had to work 70 hours this past week"
"Bawls!"

Use as a substitute for the word "Crap"

by Jayhem February 4, 2010