busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed

I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.

by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

old and busted

Worn out, used up, overplayed, and/or cliched to the point of monotony. The opposite of new hotness.

Old and Busted: Britney sucking face with Madonna.
New Hotness: Janet Jackson flashing at the Super Bowl

by 1Spectre4U February 3, 2004

Busted Plugger

When you're walking around in flip flops (things) and you trip and bust the plug that holds your flip flop together

"Hurry up Sergio!" "Wait up guys my thongs got a busted plugger"

by Boonani September 22, 2016

busted footy

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.

busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

Busted unit

A busted unit is an extremely overweight individual that looks like they've been hit round the head with a brick. They can usually be found in the pub or the local fast food joint busting their unit even more.

"Ahh Gaz that Susan Boyle, she's a busted unit"

by original busted unit December 4, 2011

busted cougar

A used up old slut on the hunt for sex with a younger man. They usually have several physical imperfections making it nearly impossible to guess their age.

Did you see that busted cougar that Pereira hooked up with last night.

by Bearcatim September 25, 2008