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The Batman (TG)

The most headline-making, controversial and well-known figure on Telegram.

The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.

A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.

The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.

Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.

Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.

A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.

A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.

More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.

Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.

A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
Damn! The Batman (TG) is back! Now he'll change the entire atmosphere of the group.

"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."

The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.

OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
by The Death Reminder October 13, 2022
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highway battle

Term used to denote a type of street race that occurs specifically on a long stretch of highway. Generally, this type of race is impromptu, or spur of the moment, and is challenged while moving on the highway. Racers may or may not know one another.

Typically, while driving down the highway, driver 1 pulls in to a left or right position (when highway structure permits)behind the individual he wishes to challenge. Driver 1 then flashes his high beam headlights a number of times to officially challenge driver 2. Driver 2 would accept the challenge by turning on his flashers or hazard lights, or decline the race by applying his brakes, thus activating his vehicle's brake lights and indicating to driver 1 that they decline the challenge.

If the challenge is accepted, driver 1 pulls along side driver 2. A few moments are spent prepping for the race by getting at the proper speed, which is usually determined by driver 2. Driver 1 then holds up a number of fingers to indicate which horn blast the race will begin on (typically 3). Driver 2 would nod in agreement, and driver 1 would then honk his horn the agreed amount (here it's 3). Immediately on the third horn blast both participants mash the throttle and begin the race. The race is determined in a number of ways, though normally it ends when the lead car has held a stong lead of at least 5 car links ahead of his opponent for about 10 to 15 seconds, the lead car pulls ahead and out of view of his opponent, or the trailing car quits. In this race, the lead driver CAN quit and end the race, and such would NOT be considered a loss.

Obviously certain conditions must be observed during these battles. From traffic flow, to weather, to course and surroundings, all things must be considered. Speeds commonly get very high and dangerous, though most races are held honorably, with each driver knowing when to quit.

Historically, these races were popularized in Japan in the late 80's with the advent of the modern Japanese supercars such as the Toyota Supra or Nissan Skyline. They are currently very common around Tokyo's super highways such as the Wangan or the Shinanobashi, whose traffic flow late at night and construction make for excellent venue. This kind of racing is gaining popularity in America, specfically late at night on multilane country highways and interstates.

This kind of racing is the primary backdrop in the video game "Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3"
I was on my way home from work when I saw a highway battle between a Plymouth Laser and an early model Nissan 300ZX.
by BoostCreep May 14, 2009
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battle snake

Dude I just dropped a huge battle snake
by Cliffe009 December 18, 2016
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battle skye

The ability to use the agent "Skye" in a very aggressive matter. Everything from throwing pop flashes to fake flashes. Battle skyes can do it all. The term made is synonymous with Professional VALORANT player "Subroza" from TSM.
Subroza on battle skye is something else man. He's basically playing her as a duelist SHEEEEESH
by khaosbob April 18, 2021
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Batelcoed

When your internet service provider disconnects your internet for few seconds.
Person 1: why did you leave the game party?
Person 2: I got batelcoed.
by hamoodz August 30, 2021
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The Opposite of Batman

A phrace to call someone who tries to do good acts but they make it worst or it backfires on the situation. The phrace came from Community character Troy Barns in season 3 episode 1 "Biology 101".
Person A: Hey man, I got your car fixed for you.
Person B: Dude, where are the wheels?
Person A: I didn't had enough money so I sold it to pay it off.
Person B: You are the Opposite of Batman.
by changyoulater August 24, 2020
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Holy X, Batman!

modifier.
Late 20th century to present.

An exclamation frequently made by the Boy Wonder-aka Robin-from Batman and Robin, the TV series. It has found its home in contemporary American slang vernacular as a way to exclaim surprise at something, while conveying a mixed sense of genuine dumbfoundedness and nonchalance.

Replace "X" with a noun, verb,an adjective-noun/verb pair, and anything else that fits.
"Holy diversionary tactics, Batman!"

"Holy gay fetish xxx porn, Batman!"

"Holy sophisticated ejaculation, Batman!"
by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004
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