Barrel

The mot feared creature on earth. No one has ever seen one and came back the same. They always turned on one another when they saw Barrels. A lot of the world's murders are because or the effect of Barrels. If you come across a Barrel sit in a chair and it won't hurt you. A crucifix won't help but a stephano will. If you do not happen to have a stephano then please by a bag of onions and peel each layers to ward off the evil Barrels with the power of Shrek.
Guy: Did you hear that noise?

Girl: It must be a Barrel! Do you have any onions..?

Guy: well no..

Guy: -runs out and touchs barrel- #2SPOOKY4U

Barrel: -disappears in dust-

Guy: Who needs shrek when you have hastags?
by PinaColata37 October 16, 2014
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barreled

To consume so much food that you are transformed into a barrel and have to roll around for a short period after.
I'm absolutely barreled after that feed.
by bowzza January 13, 2016
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barrelling

the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.
"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"
by fletch (the living version) September 19, 2011
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Barrel

A Container or vessel commonly used to safeguard gold coins, potions or magical weapons of unimaginable power. It is a close relative of the Crate which is the updated version.
Did you see where I left my keys?

Its probably in that barrel over there.
by artbug July 12, 2013
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Barrel

To want someone dead or to wish extreme pain and suffering onto another person.
Derived from Walter White putting bodies in barrels in Breaking Bad

That guy gets a barrel for hitting his girlfriend.

Wow, that guy at McDonalds was a dick, he needs a barrel.

Text Example
Me: WTF why did you bang my girlfriend.
Friend: You weren't gonna do it.
Me: Barrel
Friend: Fuck You
Me: Fine, double barrel
by Ardynn March 05, 2021
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Barrel

Hey Pete, can ya throw those shoes in the barrel for me?
by Jacyra October 17, 2005
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Barrell

To complete a grown up or adult task or tasks in a competent and/or passionate manner

Successfully adulting & bossing a situation.
Must pack for our house move & start editing that movie project next week. Gonna be Barrelling my ass off!

Yesterday I redecorated the spare room, had a photoshoot & helped out at Toronto Humane Society. BARRELLED LIKE A BOSS!

Origin: From Canadian actress & eternal Renaissance girl, Katherine Barrell’s ability to do multiple demanding tasks simultaneously & successfully
by The Sci-Fi Bard December 25, 2018
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