barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.

L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.

by triberocker July 3, 2009

Banished to Brazil

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.

Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."

by grumbus August 22, 2020

Barmish

Another word for "FAG".

Yo, you see that guy shitting himself. What a Barmish!

by loretta sigouin May 5, 2010

Baristo

The word "baristo" is sometimes used as a male version of barista. However, that's a case of hypercorrection. The word "barista" is gender-neutral.

"I'm totally gonna be a baristo when I'm done with college!"

by Queen Michael February 11, 2015

Barshats

It is when your stomach is queasy and you have runny, diarrhea squirts after a night of drinking heavily at a party or a bar.

Damn I shouldn't have drank so much last night cuz now I have the barshats!

by Vinylbass June 20, 2010

Barshopping

A mixture of shopping and bar hopping to make the process of purchasing necessary items more enjoyable.

Fuck, I haven't bought my girlfriend anything for Christmas yet, do you want to go barshopping tomorrow?

Look honey, I got you an urbandictionary definition for Christmas!

by annexxxxX December 18, 2011

barshole

The guy that walks into a bar and appears to be a top bloke. It is only after several drinks he turns into a barshole.

A cute guy came into the bar last night and I was having a great chat with him but after about six bundies he turned into a complete barshole.

Mike is a great guy until he has a couple of beers and then he turns into a complete barshole.

by Dr Rox August 10, 2014