An interjection that signals surprise.
Hypias: Nah, cus age don't really matter... I mean as long as she bad...
Socrates: Babaî, Hypias!! That absolutely disgusting, pedophilia is a horrible crime!!!
Hypias: Bro, that's just a societal norm. It don't mean a thing.
Socrates: Babaî, Hypias!! That absolutely disgusting, pedophilia is a horrible crime!!!
Hypias: Bro, that's just a societal norm. It don't mean a thing.
by Плотон March 10, 2024
Get the babaî mug.**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
"As their Baobao-ing progressed, they became experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing but eating, napping, sipping boba, and sleeping."
by Yenbear April 22, 2025
Get the Baobao mug.**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._
**Symptoms:**
- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.
- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.
- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.
- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.
- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.
**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.
**Prognosis:**
Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.
**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.
"As their Baobao-ing progressed, they became experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing but eating, napping, sipping boba, and sleeping."
by Yenbear April 22, 2025
Get the Baobao mug.A form of bait designed to provoke a user into violating community rules so they can be banned—either from a specific server or from an entire platform. Banbaiting involves subtle provocation: insulting the target's beliefs, triggering their trauma, questioning their integrity—anything that might elicit a response that breaks rules. The baiter remains calm, civil, rule-abiding, while the target, provoked, snaps. When the target curses, threatens, or attacks, the baiter screenshots and reports. The target is banned; the baiter remains, innocent-seeming, ready for the next victim. Banbait is the art of making someone else pay the price for your provocation.
Example: "He calmly disagreed with her politics, then insulted her intelligence, then mocked her education. She called him an asshole. He screenshotted immediately, reported her for harassment, and she was banned. Banbait had worked perfectly: he'd stayed within the rules while provoking her into breaking them. She was gone; he was still there, baiting the next target."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 18, 2026
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Jhatu sala madarchod khelna nahi aata randi ke bache ko mu se beastnik ka lund hatayega tabh awaz sahi ayegi randwe teri ma ki chut bhadwe ka bacha.
by beastnik2005 July 8, 2022
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