A band kid is usually someone who really enjoys watching pewdiepie or is obsessed with anime or hentai. A band kid is also very likely to have had sexual relationships with siblings or for example “peeing in each others mouth”
by Michael Phillips November 25, 2020
Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
by Manson27762 August 05, 2021
A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
by TheSummitOG January 03, 2023
by DignityDipers July 18, 2019
by ToeEater6942091121 February 25, 2021
Band kids are traditionally seen as weak; however, the woodwind and brass players must be pretty strong if they don't want to faint whilst playing their instrument.
by pseudonym69420666 August 24, 2019
Band kids are often really weird. The only friends they really have are the ones who also take band with them, since they have they same humor. Bad kids are witty people who come up with the most random things to say. Some might be even a little superior and have extremely strong opinions. They love to game! Especially Minecraft and more of those PC games where they can also play with there fellow band members.
That one band kid talking about wii sports and references Matt the boxing champion. (One class with a bunch of band kids actually started doing this)
by DucktalesTMNT February 16, 2022