In no particular order...
1. Lives in the band hall
2. Has and honors a book full of the best band geek jokes ever..
3. Duck tapes their drum majors
4. lives for long band bus rides
5. Extremely perverted
6. Accepts band geek as the most honorous title around
7. Only a band geek after hours of grueling band camp, and a full season of marching band
8. Is in every form of band around, jazz, concert, pep, marching
9. Shuns Dorkestra and Choir
10. Loves speaking full converations around outsiders of only band lingo.
11. hums band music all day long
12.loves One day at band camp... jokes
13. NEVER PRACTICES!but still plays awesomely!
14.plays multiple instruments
15. names their instrument
1. Lives in the band hall
2. Has and honors a book full of the best band geek jokes ever..
3. Duck tapes their drum majors
4. lives for long band bus rides
5. Extremely perverted
6. Accepts band geek as the most honorous title around
7. Only a band geek after hours of grueling band camp, and a full season of marching band
8. Is in every form of band around, jazz, concert, pep, marching
9. Shuns Dorkestra and Choir
10. Loves speaking full converations around outsiders of only band lingo.
11. hums band music all day long
12.loves One day at band camp... jokes
13. NEVER PRACTICES!but still plays awesomely!
14.plays multiple instruments
15. names their instrument
by Picc_O_lo April 10, 2009
someone who has done any/all of the following:
Made any reference to making out with an instrument
Has actaully made out with their instrument
Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once
Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
Made any reference to making out with an instrument
Has actaully made out with their instrument
Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once
Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
I make out with my sousaphone on a regular basis I am always in step with the people near me and I have spent over 12 hours at a a time on several occasions
by tubagod08 August 5, 2005
band geek or band nerd, the best people you could ever meet.
obbsessed with band.
constantly on there mind.
refer to band as second home.
love band.
have a "band family" or people that are in band.
have "band moms".
usually date inside the band family, almost like incest.
able to endure long bus rides, and enjoy them.
quick on sex jokes yet unable to back them up having not actually done what there saying themselfes (lol).
the funniest most perverted people ever.
all of there friends are most likely in band and have made non bandies join.
the band jokes.
not actually caring what happens in the foot ball game and putting more concern in halftime.
liking band practice.
loving band camp!
obbsessed with band.
constantly on there mind.
refer to band as second home.
love band.
have a "band family" or people that are in band.
have "band moms".
usually date inside the band family, almost like incest.
able to endure long bus rides, and enjoy them.
quick on sex jokes yet unable to back them up having not actually done what there saying themselfes (lol).
the funniest most perverted people ever.
all of there friends are most likely in band and have made non bandies join.
the band jokes.
not actually caring what happens in the foot ball game and putting more concern in halftime.
liking band practice.
loving band camp!
band geek practically anyone who is an obbsessed sexist racist homophobic sexual inuendo givng jackass in band lol. also someone who is funny and nice and has alot of friends especially in there band family.
by saxgirl October 4, 2009
You know you're a band geek if:
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!
However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!
However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.
by Jonty! October 26, 2011
One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.
Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.
by Emo Dave May 5, 2004
One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.
In short, every school has them.
In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010
The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 3, 2014