Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.
"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".
by Big Dilney March 23, 2015
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main ballbag

‘main ballbag’ is someone who is trying too hard to be the main character, and showing off their dry ass personality
‘omg i have so many people after me’ - says oscar bullard

‘omg oscar stop trying to be the main ballbag in town’ - says aimee and sydney
by aimee and sydney July 14, 2021
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Ballbag Wrestling

Where one bro slaps his ballbag onto another bro's ballbag. This defiant act is usually performed with some momentum. The game will then continue till one bro pulls out, if this does not happen then they shall tie their ballbags together.
Hey look man, Those two bro's are Slappin' their ballbags together.

I think it's just Luke and Andy Ballbag Wrestling again!
by Neil "Paddington" Wilding April 13, 2010
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Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.
Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"
by Lord Muttonchop August 26, 2008
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Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
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Super Mega Ballbagged

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.
-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"
by drapes22 November 27, 2014
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5th Degree Ballbag

Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.
Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.
by FishFinder36 April 27, 2022
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